Name: Spoon Cannon

Age: 19

Instrument: Washboard and Spoons

Fears: Dying Cars and Saint Fetus

Obsessions: Photography, Spoons, and Lightning Bugs

Bio:
Raised in the wild by Kiwis, Spoon Cannon met his fellow band members at a Grayhound bus stop in Mobile, Alabama. Saint Fetus, NecroLeah, and Diggy Jay took him under their wing and tried to teach Spoon Cannon intellectual conversation. Their fight has been in vain. Not much is known about the loud Spoon Cannon (genus Spoonus, species Cannonitus) except that he has a red-headed amazon girlfriend named Manda.